Black Widow, Mailbox Defender
Category: Random
This is like the junk drawer in your kitchen that you straighten up, but it always seems to turn to poop as soon as you do.
Trash Goat
There’s a special place in the heart of Spokane, Washington where a mechanical goat eats trash. Go to that place.
Right in the feels, Pluto
Happy Earth Day
Hornet Nest
My buddy found this huge hornet (paper wasp??) nest in a bush on his farm. Turns out they’d been mowing next to it for months and neither party noticed the other.
Passing a Kidney Stone: The 51-day journey of a magic pebble
kid·ney stone
noun
- a hard mass formed in the kidneys, typically consisting of insoluble calcium compounds; a renal calculus (i.e. a pebble in the kidney).
In the past 7 years I’ve had 2 kidney stones. The experiences were painful, but they were quick to resolve. My latest stone was less pleasant, a lot more painful, and took forever to pass.
READ MOREHow-To: Make the Perfect Greeting Card
Trying to find the perfect greeting card is a pain in the dark side of your moon. You’ve got to stand in the greeting card aisle looking at card after card with all the other losers trying to get your names in the relationship history books.
Look moron, it ain’t gonna happen. Not that way. If you want the perfect greeting card, one that will blow the mind of the one you love, hate, is sick, or who did something nice for you, then keep reading.
When you’re done you will share this post. Why? Because this post will make you look like a genius.
READ MOREWho Wants S’mores?
So I went camping with my sister and family over the weekend. As usual, we gobbled up the s’mores by the campfire prior to winding down.
In the morning, as my brother-in-law prepared breakfast, he removed the box of graham crackers from the food bag. When he did he found a little ole spider hanging out in the corner.
Naturally, we removed the spider from its new-found home, placed it in my niece’s butterfly container, and took a bunch of photos.
READ MOREThe dudes behind AC/DC
Wedding Anniversary Gift Guide by Year
Each year for the past six years I’ve been Googling “wedding anniversary gift guide by year” and each year I have to wade through a fillion websites to find the list. Not any more. I culled the Internet and created this post as a reference. More for me than for you, but you’re welcome to use it. And if you have no idea what this whole buying of wedding gift business is, here’s the short version.
Some time ago you got married. Be it last year or 50 years ago you are obligated to buy your spouse a gift. Thankfully, there are options. You can follow Emily Post’s etiquette guide created back in 1922 and get your hubby a traditional gift, you can opt for a more modern approach, or you can go with jewelry and/or flowers.
Bottom line. Ladies and dudes, you need to get your lifer a gift and here’s a list to make it easy.
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