On Tuesday, at 1:53 p.m, Mother Nature showed up 9 miles outside of Mineral, Va and ripped a 5.8 magnitude fart. Normally she keeps her flatulence contained on the West Coast, but for the first time since 1897 she cropdusted the East Coast, rattling doors and knocking over lawn chairs.
Within moments Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit were filled with horror stories and graphic images.
WARNING: What you are about to see is not for the faint of heart.
1. Coffee spilled in Atlanta
2. Stemware shattered in NC
3. Man sprayed by hose in VA
4. Ice cream knocked off cones in NYC
5. Lawn furniture thrown around in D.C
Good think you had a warning about content. At least I was prepared for the pictures. Where can we send relief donations? So glad only that one goblet was smashed. Think of the carnage that could have happened!
You can send relief funds to my Paypal account. I’ll be sure it gets to the right people.